im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
there was this post with two beautiful wedding clothes and someone drew a fan art thing for them
THE GIRL CLOTHES THING WAS EVEN BLUSHING AT ITS BOOBS
- dad: you never catch me texting driving
- me and my brother once we're out of earshot: yes and we are never on our computers
i hate whenever i see a pic of some family memeber with someone famous that another family memeber would like.
like bitch wtf am i supposed to do? make a bad edit and edit out your face?
in science the teacher was talking about different hominid species and he asked if any of us knew a specific one and one kid put his hand up and instead of saying ‘homo erectus’ he said ‘homo erection’
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK