Looks like the alternate covers for Candy Capers #2 are out, so I can finally show this off! Peppermint Butler is one of my favorite characters ;o;
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
there was this post with two beautiful wedding clothes and someone drew a fan art thing for them
THE GIRL CLOTHES THING WAS EVEN BLUSHING AT ITS BOOBS
Source: egberts
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
(via princeharrehs)
Source: jerkidiot
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
(via harolds--hangdown)
Source: hitlervevo
- dad: you never catch me texting driving
- me and my brother once we're out of earshot: yes and we are never on our computers
i hate whenever i see a pic of some family memeber with someone famous that another family memeber would like.
like bitch wtf am i supposed to do? make a bad edit and edit out your face?
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
(via pizza)
Source: hippofoliage
but what if pizza’s ordered Jess’s…
‘Hello?, ahh yes, may i please order a Hawaiian Jess? $10.80? no problem, take away please. thanks’
omg
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
(via pizza)
Source: rosaparking
in science the teacher was talking about different hominid species and he asked if any of us knew a specific one and one kid put his hand up and instead of saying ‘homo erectus’ he said ‘homo erection’
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
(via padaiecki)
Source: harrysthefather
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